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Better Inbox Than Usual

Once upon a time I used to recommend trolling your spam folder for good character names. Nowadays my "froms" are all dumb things, like Loan Manager and Work at Home and Sex Machine. (Okay, Sex Machine is kind of funny.)

However, an online vendor where I buy vitamins just sent out a mailing with a subject line I can't stop looking at.

Someone's been taking her pretty pills.

Tell me that's not a creepy, dark fairy tale waiting to be told!!!

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ali_wilde
Mar. 11th, 2012 12:13 am (UTC)
That's wonderful.
A bunny waiting to be written.

I seem to be getting a lot of emails from people asking when we're going to meet. And using not enough punctuation in their subject line.

Priya, 22... Hi when shall we meet?

Sorry, no, don't want to meet people who don't use punctuation. :D

jordan_c_price
Mar. 11th, 2012 07:23 am (UTC)
You set the bar for your tawdry hookups incredibly high.

(Dang, that's almost another plot bunny itself.)
andy_slayde
Mar. 11th, 2012 01:03 am (UTC)
What a great plot bunny! I'd read it ;o)
jordan_c_price
Mar. 11th, 2012 07:24 am (UTC)
I don't understand people who claim they don't know where to find ideas!
luvinthe88and20
Mar. 11th, 2012 11:24 am (UTC)
Or you could twist that line and use it in Psycop.
jordan_c_price
Mar. 11th, 2012 12:47 pm (UTC)
How true! Vic is all about the pretty, pretty pills.
lou_harper
Mar. 11th, 2012 12:59 pm (UTC)
I've set up my spam filters too well to receive junk mail.

You know, end credits of movies are good for names.
jordan_c_price
Mar. 11th, 2012 01:08 pm (UTC)
That really is another good spot for names, especially mixing and matching first/last a bit.
jordan_c_price
Mar. 11th, 2012 01:07 pm (UTC)
And here's another one!
This guy seems personally affronted...

Good Day,
Your silence is rather strange to me, I find it difficult to understand why you decided to keep silence after my last email to you, how can you expect to keep me waiting indefinitely, what do you take this transaction for, do you know the financial resources I have invested to get this transaction to this level. Besides what does it take you to drop a few lines to give me an update of the account you were meant to have activated.
This is contrary to all the arrangements I have made, Please dont get this transfer delayed without briefing me the cause of the delay, your silence I would say is rather making me worried.
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