?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

That can be my next tweet

This random site generates some scary tweets! Maybe one would make a good story prompt?

!!! your wall? love Vic and eating it right away...will change password too. I'm in there the other ones.
(huh?)

I hurt myself going, Shut up, shut up. I guess was showing Thank you, that makes me two days ago.
(Yes, I hate it when I hurt myself going shut up. I shouldn't be so vehement.)

Writing computer. Yay! I love hearing that! Ah, my book has a cry tally.
(A "cry tally" hm.)

Please stop snowing sideways, Wisconsin. I try not putting some people off. I just yelled Oh no.
(I didn't, really yell Oh no, but I do try not putting some people off.)

I had a good repertoire of a sponge must be embarrassed. Well, you once thought it is now it's not alone.
(Anything with a sponge is just "ew.")

http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/

Tags:

Comments

( 12 comments — Leave a comment )
angelwolf2003
Apr. 13th, 2011 04:47 am (UTC)
While I, too, love Vic, I'm not sure I approve of your stance on cannibalism :-P

... unless he's eaten by a young Hannibal Lecter. Monsieur Ulliel can eat whoever he wants. *le sigh*
jordan_c_price
Apr. 13th, 2011 02:48 pm (UTC)
Cannibalism does tend to make things more interesting, at least.
deborak
Apr. 13th, 2011 01:13 pm (UTC)
One of mine:

I worked with entertaining characters. Im also a hubby-approved travel buddy!

Gosh, it actually makes sense!
jordan_c_price
Apr. 13th, 2011 02:49 pm (UTC)
An awful lot of sense. Though I don't know if I'd want to be a hubby-approved travel buddy. Sounds like Bill's pimping you out or something.
ali_wilde
Apr. 13th, 2011 02:07 pm (UTC)
I'll be fooled like to talk... Yes, but apparently he wasn't real pengys, right?

Oh, another great time waster. I have a feeling pengys will feature in many of mine, as long as they are real.
jordan_c_price
Apr. 13th, 2011 02:50 pm (UTC)
Yes, a major time-waster! False pengys are so disappointing.
egret17
Apr. 14th, 2011 12:30 am (UTC)
Now I know how those nonsensical spam messages are generated.
jordan_c_price
Apr. 14th, 2011 02:52 pm (UTC)
Pretty soon they'll be writing books that way.
egret17
Apr. 14th, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC)
I think some publishers already are. ;)
cdn_tam
Apr. 14th, 2011 03:28 am (UTC)
But sponge cake is yummy.

I think people would start accusing you of drunk tweeting if you posted some of those.
jordan_c_price
Apr. 14th, 2011 02:52 pm (UTC)
LOL, maybe that's a good tactic. Post some of these and then when the drunk tweets happen, there'll be something to blame them on.
marasmine
Apr. 14th, 2011 10:03 pm (UTC)
So that's why all those tweets posted to LJ make no sense!
( 12 comments — Leave a comment )

Latest Month

April 2017
S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30      

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com